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Welcome to the Lobster House

Where procrastination is an artform...

Created on 2004-02-17 00:08:42 (#2239802), last updated 2009-11-26

8,589 comments received, 4,529 comments posted

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Name:michael_lobster
Birthdate:09-08
Location:Daly City, California, United States

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michael.lobster@gmail.com
Bio
It's about time I updated this horrid little info blurb, dontcha say? Anyway, my name is Mike and this is my journal. I'll be frank with you- it's a bloody waste of time to read, and you will most likely feel your brain hemispheres collapsing as you continue to get through my posts. Nonetheless, I find this largely superior to having NO effect on people, so I'll run with it.

Anyway, I'm also a whore. Music, movies, animation, video games, techy, eh- anything media related. This either makes me incredibly versatile and cultured, or the scum of society. Or both. I can live with that. In addition to whoring myself out to our big beautiful world, I also enjoy long walks on the beach, knife fights, and chocolate cake. This also makes me cultured.

So enjoy the journal. I tend to use lots of pictures, and badly drawn Paint creations. Oh, and in case you haven't caught on, this journal is strictly rated M for Mature. Could be the copious amount of cussing, violence, and adult situations. Can't forget those- all you'll ever need for a good time.
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